My tribute to the Big Yin:

"People say the use of profanity comes from lack of vocabulary. That is not true. I know at least a 127 words and I still prefer "fuck"!"

Well, I guess my life will never be the same anymore... *grin* ("I used to be a normal person")

Billy influenced my life in many subtle (yeah right!) ways. I will never be able to look at a Toblerone quite as innocently as I used to, I can never buy a legging anymore ("these may make your arse look even bigger"), no farts in freezing cold, I have given up my sporting career as a toboganist. I could go on...

Now I wait for Billy to finally announce his worldtour of Holland...

"Don't do diets. Get on the fucking marsbar diet now! Have a marsbar and a cheeseburger! You'll be amazed how happy you become so quickly.  Don't get thin! If you want to get thin, stick the marsbar up your arse and have a rottweiler chase you down the street!"

"I found that the serious upper-upper class and the lower class have a lot in common. They're both nuts. It is the middle Volvoey-Rover class that fucked the whole thing up."

This page was last updated on: October 21, 2005

Cool Billy-links:

The official (so funny) Billy site (even though internet is not for Billy)

Martin Lewis' site: Billy Connolly, God or what?